You wanna party in France?! Well get out your EAR BUDS people! Wil came to tell a fortune teller... NO THANKS, Court is NOT a lawyer but she DOES hang with BRIAN FELLOWS and Leif forgot because he’s in the moment! Let’s conclude this journey that has been Miss Britney Jean Spears!! Brit has had the enthusiasm of a Dollar General employee trying to get home to eat a sandwich so why NOT put her on the X-FACTOR?! Alongside Demi Demi MOORE/LAVATO, Pop Princess Simon Cowell and one of the Kardashians (several faces ago) Brit GIFTS us with GIFS! From a desert announcement that made her puke to Work B*tch turning around the American economy (thanks for nothing OBAMA!) we cover it all! INCLUDING the SCANDAL of the century! Where’s Robert Muller!?! Bring out the BACHELORETTES it’s VEGAS BABY! We might have been borderline blacked out but what we DO recall is a giant guitar! FIRE performances, ICON status, a $10,000 painting and a couple of hormonal a$$holes she calls children!! Buy GLORY on ITunes and while you’re at it LISTEN TO OUR THIS B*TCH BRITNEY SPEARS SERIES! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and go ahead and deuce on it BUT DON’T flush... PEEYAW!