Our GOOD friend Wil is feeling petty cause the FWT dvd got him in an old gay STEW. Court almost $hit her pants but it made sense cause Deviled Eggs are the Devil’s Eggs! Oh and Leif is HOMECOMING because he’s really going places... have you guys ever eaten an apple?! Our guest today is the one and only CHRISTINA GALSTON!!! Please excuse all bloody edges The Narcisistas are just back in the HOE-bit baby!! That’s right we talkin HOE SH*T and Christina doesn’t care about us falling at 106 & Park so this episode has to be scrapped! None of our exes look alike but they will all go through our phone... it’s just Metro PCS though! She might just be playing house on Fajita Wednesday’s but saying she’s not ride or die?! She rode on the tile for you!!! We talk Christina’s new man, his Matilda chocolate cake dick and ticklish TOES! Spoiler... Court’s still white! White people suck! White people suck! We end this iconic episode with a Rainforest Cafe level round of WHAT GET YOU WETTER?! Who’s Marshall Law?! Ashanti needs a break! What margarine should you rub on your titties?! I’m not allowed to have tequila... sorry Migos! LISTEN When a Publix worker finds you in a ditch you gotta charm your way outta it and if Rihanna is coming over... she’s gonna leave a kiss mark on your couch! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and DON’T COME AT ME with those BIG NIPS like those CHILDREN AREN’T DEAD!