Like like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the Ninja, Nicki the Boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie... Like I mean I don't even know why you girls haven’t STARTED THE EPISODE ALREADY?! It’s the first part of our newest THIS B*TCH series... NICKI MINAJ!!! That’s right we’re covering our QUEEN from QUEENS!! Court & Wil are both in the STOOD (that’s what we call the studio now) feeling MTV DOC BO$$ B*TCH REALNESS! We even monologue it out because “We’re human beingsss!” The ‘ol Leif is feeling Frisbee A$$ computer nerd Nicki because as we learn there’s a Nicki for EVERYBODY!! Lotta skits and a lotta schizophrenia! From Trinidad in December of ‘82 to the Southside of Jamaica Queens, Onika Miraj has been through so much before she became the Rap Mogul she is today. How addiction, domestic violence and a waitressing job at Red Lobster led her to becoming an ACTRESS FIRST. The career beginnings of Hood $tars, MySpace, a WWE entrance song and the MIXTAPES THAT WERE EVERYTHING WE EVER WANTED. Wil reminisces on her times canvassing for Nick till the White Gays got on board (you’re welcome!) and Court’s Nipples get hard when someone mentions Dipset. Wil let’s his NEW catch phrase make an appearance and Court tries to keep the WHITENESS on her side of the STOOD! OF COURSE we mention BLUE IVY’s rap! JUST LISTEN TO THE EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and BTW we’re starting a cult!!