Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week!
We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week?
First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked!
We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since.
The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ.
Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild shit we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter!
Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?!
Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki.
Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him!
You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous.
Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K?