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IMMIGRATION
feat: DR. LINDSAY HANSON
Court is very DC3 our other friends aren’t here so we’re gonna fight over who’s Beyoncé, Wil is interviewing Aaliyah and it’s like should we F**K no let’s protect the friendship and Leif isn’t stalling he’s flipping through the Bible! A big HAY B*TCH to all our listeners... It’s another episode of The Narcisistas! Our guest today is the beautiful legend and Philadelphia based Immigration attorney... Dr. Lindsay Hanson!! She’ll do surgery but first she’s serenading the Obamas! Today we’re talking IMMIGRATION. Lindsay helps us lay down the law. I mean white people can use urban dictionary?! WE OBJECT. Lindsay not only dives into her experience with the complicated and emotional work she does but she talks about her own personal experience with immigration (she married an alien!) and playing a very fun round of NEWLYWEDS... Green Card edition! Oh isn’t being in a relationship horrible!! Walking into work every day like a white comic at the Apollo and trying not to take it home with you will have you wanting to BUILD A WALL... EMOTIONALLY!!! What are the US Immigration Policy bug-a-boos?! Who is your one non-racist white friend?! All these questions and more on one of our most informative episodes yet! Not to mention we end with a round of What Gets You Harder?! Soul Patches, fedoras and sloppy joes would you just admit you like Kid Rock and farting?! Lil Wayne ruins the pod so you won’t want to miss it! Whether you are jerking your racist D or rubbing your C to something nice you better LISTEN UP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com! Grab your TINFOIL HAT! Move to KENTUCKY! For gods sake don’t trust the GOVERNMENT!